jonyerg15's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[An Unexpected Discovery]

FUCKING-A

WHY MUST YOU ASSHOLES MAKE CLOCK FLASHES. CLOCKS SUCK SO MUCH AND I CAN'T BELIEVE PEOPLE WOULD ACTUALLY GIVE THESE CLOCK CARTOONS A RATING OVER 5. ITS THE LAZIEST TYPE OF CARTOONING I HAD EVER SEEN.

CommunistLock responds:

I'd harass you over AIM, but you're a fag.

[Lambi part 3]

wtf?

I just don't get why this made it on the top fice? It's so dumb! So pointless! So fucking worthless!

Lambi responds:

Clearly the majority of Newgrounds doesnt share your opinion.

[Sporkfest]

hmm...

spork? or foon? eh either way it sucked

TmsT responds:

wow your so clvr.

And yes, U R RITE - it did suck, because quality-starved crackbabies like yourself voted it onto the daily top five on NewGrounds. Only a truly sucky movie could ever get such popularity here.

[The (new) Cat Came Back]

god

that was just annoying. the drawings were so stupid looking. its sad enough you people actually have the time to do these animations, but this one is even worse! about a cat and how a farmer is trying tog et rid of it? it wasnt even funny!!!!

cheshirepus responds:

Congratulations! I was wondering how long it would take before someone like you came along. You're the first!
Well, you gave me a 3 for animation, and a 2 for style. I guess that's something, right? Thanks. But I'm sorry you didn't like it at all. Maybe next time.

[(2004) The Klaymation]

meh

dude, you suck. for two reasons...the voice acting is terrible. stop using just you to do that! its gay to do it yourself...plus, claymation doesn't actually use clay charactors. they use the clay in the molding proccess. the pieces are actually a type of plasic with a wire spine...kind like those bendable santa clauses. i think the charactors you use look gay. i hate the simple blue charactors...reminds me of blueshield

Knox responds:

hey dumb ass,there called armatures wich i will be using soon

they make the armatures(wich is an aluminem skeliton for em) then build the clay men over,i know how claymation works,learn more about what i do before you make an ass of your self :P

[Imp, episode 13]

um

how the hell did this make it on the daily top 5? this thing is terrible!!! sorry dude, but this cartoon blowed big time

RogerregoRRoger responds:

Hi dickhead! This made it into the top 5 because its funny and you have no sense of humor because your head is always on your male friends lap! Bye asshole!
-Bustin